Mom's got control of Dad's Yule Log now .. And New Mom has never been so slutty .. or anal!
This is just a silly little Christmas caption I made with a photo I found about a week ago on Southern Charms. Seemed like a way to make a MILFy holiday situation fun by throwing in a body swap, with a possibility of another coming around the New Year.
Other than a 16-19 year old boy, there is nothing hornier than a woman in her late 30's or early 40's when the biological clock is ticking down. We're talking the burning heat of a thousand suns! And that is right around the time that older men seem to really desire younger women. Interesting how biological sex drives are set up. Almost like it was a huge random circumstance that human's even had a chance to evolve into something dominant on the planet in the first place! OR perhaps I mean, civilized civilization. I'm sure it didn't matter when we were more like hairless monkeys flinging their shit around and having fun just wanking off in front of everyone!
Oh yeah. Happy Birthday Jesus! Even though you were probably born sometime in the spring. So the moral of this blog post is .. don't get hung up or feel guilty for being who you are and how you express your sexuality .. you are hard wired to be a deviant!
And that is the true meaning of Christmas, Charlie Brown!
OMG, that X-Box line . . . too funny!
ReplyDeleteSuch a fun cap all around, and I kind of hope good old former dad doesn't step in, that he lets mom switch the kids. At least then he'll have somebody to bond with. :)
Yeah, I have a feeling it is going to be a "New Year, New Life in a New Body" sort of 2020 for the siblings!
DeleteI hope you have a very merry Christmas Dee
ReplyDeleteThank you and the same for you, my dear! And keep checking in, I've got like 4 or more to go before Christmas Day is over!
DeleteWill do!
DeleteHA! Great funny cap Dee!
ReplyDeleteBro is going to be pretty popular in school I bet when everyone returns to classes in January! Glad you enjoyed it Sweetie!
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