Monday, January 9, 2017

If You Don't Like My Saline, Perhaps You'll Like My Peroxide?


Inside you'll read the story about Dee Mentia, CEO of a company that sells saltwater .. really!


I am not quite sure where the hell this story line came from when I started. I saw the model's breasts and lips and wrote out the first line .. and then it just took off from there. I won't complain though because I think it's a pretty good plot that I don't think I've seen before in TG captions.

This was made for Sammie on the Haven, who had just given me a pretty cool caption and I wanted to return the favor. I actually ran out of room for the caption and so I titled this caption with what might've been the last line / zinger. I had also thought about saying something along the lines of, "Awww, are those tears of joy? Don't worry about crying sweetie, it's just .. salty water!" Who'd have thought I'd get so much drama and story out of saline solution, of all things?

As an aside, I would gather that there HAS to be people out there whose job involves selling saline / salt water on a daily basis. Maybe it is all based over the internet now, but that still has to be someone's job. I knew someone that was a regional salesman for cardboard tubes. He traveled up and down the East Coast meeting people and showing them cardboard tubes. I think you'd have to be a really good salesperson to make your living doing that, don't you?

Is it just me, or does it look like the model in the photo is actually male? No way that I can confirm that at all, but just the way she is arranged in that picture makes me think it was a great makeover by his girlfriend or something like that. I love when I can get expressive source materials like this.

Didn't get any comments yesterday for Part 2 of the Top 10 captions of 2016, so I'll re-ask part of the question: What types of captions would you like to see more of in 2017?!? and I'll add to this: Any types of articles or features would you like to see me add to this blog?




Went with this song as the woman is all dolled up in a short dress with hose and heels! YUM!

2 comments:

  1. A friend of a friend had a job making teeth for dentures. that's the strangest job i know.
    i put one under my pillow but the tooth fairy did not fall for it.
    I always wonder if there are large factory's that make all the sex toys, butt plugs etc.
    Does a Viagra salesman have to hard sell?

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