It was a dark and stormy night. Or was it? I cannot recall it honestly.

Anyway, a voice said to me, "Dee? Sweetie Pie? Shouldn't you enslave the men of this world into the divine pleasures of femininity?"

That was awhile ago, and sure enough, it began to happen .. on Rachel's Haven. Then I started up this crappy blog in 2010. Enjoy!

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

The Making of a Classy Chassis!

Why not go back to the days when the classic cars were actually regular transportation?

Made this caption for a newbie at the Haven, Molly Marshall, who is an older caption trader. When I heard that, I remembered a photo I snagged a few weeks back of a naked girl in a vintage car, which I believe is a fastback. Since you see the model from behind as well, she could also be considered a fast back model I'd love to ride!

I figured it would be great to have a time travel caption that went back to the 1970's, and I tried to give it that sort of feel, mentioning streaking and hot guys in vans. Back then, it wasn't creepy for a dude to ride around in a windowless van with a mattress in it. Many times he might have even had a porn star mustache. Awww, those lovable, simpler times in the 70's!

Anyway, I was going to post the rest of my "best of 2015 captions" but I figured I would break it up with a new caption posting, PLUS I want to know what type of car the model is posing in. The windows are really throwing me off. I am pretty sure it isn't a mustang of any sort, and I don't think it was made by AMC either. Of course, I want regular caption comments, but if you have a good idea at what sort of car this is, please tell me in the comments! I am really curious!

DISCUSSION QUESTION: So, if you were in Maxwell's shoes, which car and time frame would you want to be a teenage girl in? Of course, having a bit of a back story would help when you answer this in the comment section!

1 comment:

  1. I thought the ad said "A Hatch back" Damn it well just call me Quasimodo oh the bells the bells!