It was a dark and stormy night. Or was it? I cannot recall it honestly.

Anyway, a voice said to me, "Dee? Sweetie Pie? Shouldn't you enslave the men of this world into the divine pleasures of femininity?"

That was awhile ago, and sure enough, it began to happen .. on Rachel's Haven. Then I started up this crappy blog in 2010. Enjoy!

Monday, October 26, 2015

Release the Hound of Hel .. all we've got is a Shih Tzu? Gah!

I really could use a new assistant. They all end up too bimboish.

How big was that cemetary anyway? 2 miles long? People must be DYING to get in! I didn't mean to be so grave, and perhaps a bit crypt-ic, but don't you just love this plot?

As if you couldn't tell, Halloween is my favorite time of the year, and when it falls on a Saturday, its even better, since parties start the Friday before. I plan on walking through my old neighborhood this year, and stop by houses I used to visit for candy to say hi. This will be the first year my dad hasn't given out candy since I can remember. His GF moved to a gated community, and it is a Saturday night, so he is going to stay at her house. I am wondering if I should give out candy there anyway so he doesn't possibly get egged. That could always be a concern. When I was younger, that never happened because I had a great pitching arm and was deadly accurate throwing chicken embryos.

This week I will continue to post captions, and perhaps if I can find good enough source photos, whip up a Halloween tale or two, but don't quote me. I am not going to force it just to have something for you to see. I know there is this caption, and one I made for Tomlin a few weeks ago that is a tad bit meta. An enterprising Magician will make an appearance too!

1 comment:

  1. Lovely cap.
    Maybe the cemetary is build on an ancient Indian burial grounds. I've heard weird things can happen if that's the case. Especially when animals are involved.