Sunday, August 16, 2015

You Bet Your Ass This Is a Good Caption!

There was no half-assing THIS caption! If you don't think so, I'll knock you ass over tea kettle!

So, I made this for Maxine over at the Haven, who I would like to think is becoming a pretty good friend and trader there. She's also been a part of the last two DIY's which I am grateful for that as well .. and she gave me a return caption that was quite fun, as it involved the etymology of one of my favorite words, namely, "FUCK!" so I knew I wanted to give her something fun as well.

BUTT! Hahaha, I wanted to give her something naughty as well. I thought about all the saying that involve the word "ASS" in it, and figured I could certainly work them into a caption, but what sort of picture could I use? Well, half the fun in making a caption is finding a photo that would work well and mesh with the story line. Took me honestly about 20 minutes to find this one.

Ironically I tend to use pictures that only have one model in them, and I was looking for something with a guy and a girl, having anal intercourse, but hoping to find one without the guys features. The first 7-8 sets I found were all solo model sets, which definitely didn't work. I narrowed the search to secretary anal and did better that way. Some of the guys did NOT look like an executive at all though, so when I came to this set, I was happy that there were a few angled shots that keep most of him out of the shot, well except for his dick, of course, which ultimately was the most important part!

Once I had it all set up, I just had to let loose with as many ass idioms or sayings as I could come up with, THEN figure out which should go where. The last two were chosen before I started writing, since I thought they were the best at being a good zinger. Many of the shorter ones looked good being listed together at the beginning, then I could just use the rest in each line of monologue.

Viola! A caption that makes you want to get off your ass and do something creative, right? Speaking of which, the last post contains the picture/caption setting for the next DIY Challenge, with the deadline being Monday, August 31 at midnight PST. Also, be sure to check out the last week or so of captions, here, especially if you were on vacation. Now get off your ass and get back to work!

Relax, when you wanna come!


  1. Its a hard life writing captions ploughing through photos of anal sex but guess someone has to do it.
    This is a great caption to add to your Arsenal.

  2. Cheeky cap.
    When I started reading it, I had to think of Monty Pythons 'Uses Of The Word Fuck'. So it was funny to see that that's the word that inspired this.

    Wow, FGTH. Is it that long ago? Hard to imagine these days that they had to reshoot this video, because it was considered to controversial. Those who did air it did it after midnight.

  3. Hey I think you're doing this ass backwards....and really isn't that the best way!!!