I'm not the slightest bit pissed off over this witch hunt, am I?
Well, you know me, I am not happy about any witch hunt! Anywho, I have a good feeling that you know my opinion about the suspension and penalties handed down to the Patriots on Monday night. A travesty of justice that fans of every other team in the league should be worried about, especially since the report held out that the coach and ownership had no idea that balls were "more probably than not" deflated .. yet the team was fined a million dollars (say that with a Dr. Evil voice!) and had 2 draft picks taken away from them. Brady was suspended 4 games, when many QB's have said they've done the same thing, including Aaron Rodgers who says he'll over-inflate them and hope the referees don't notice .. none of them were punished in the slightest.
This is a commissioner that gave a worse suspension to a guy who slugged his wife (Ray Rice - 2 games initially until a shit storm of media attention made him reconsider) than Tom Brady, who possibly directed someone to remove some air from a football. I like Chris Rock's take, which is that Goodell must have a picture somewhere of Brady punching the footballs in the face in an elevator.
Well, of course this is a TG Caption site dealing in fantasy and wish fulfillment, so why not make the best of the situation AND have some fun with it? I know it takes a bit of football knowledge to understand some of the inside jokes, but I think most people will still get it enough to enjoy.
Yeah, this is the GM/Owner of the Dallas Cowboys, and yeah, he doesn't really understand what the term meant, which makes it funny. He's also been screwed over by Goodell in the past, so I'm sure he'd be lining up behind Kraft to get a piece of the action!
Originally I was going to post something I made for Elise, but when the verdict came out for Deflategate I just had to make something, especially after Rachel taunted me in a Private Message. I just couldn't let it go without having some fun. Hope everyone else enjoys it too!