They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said .. YES! YES! YES!
Just whipped this one up right now, and I didn't want to imply that anyone was on smack, so I made this a blog exclusive. When I saw the picture, I thought, "I'm so glad she got off HORSE!" which made me think about using it for a caption. Usually they give addicts methadone, but it is only slightly less addictive than the real stuff, though you can be weaned down somewhat. You also hear stories of people using things like kick boxing, woodworking, or some other ways to become "addicted" to other things that you can obsess over that don't have to potency of H.
Why not hook them onto something that many of the readers here seem to "jones" for .. femininity! Can't go wrong with that, right? Plus you'll be getting into shape, and possibly gaining a whole new career! Sounds like the perfect way to rehab! So you might end up with a closet full of high heels and drawers filled with lingerie, but who cares? I'm sure you can find a girlfriend that will share clothing instead of needles! You DO need emotional support when kicking something bad, you know?
I am officially sick of snow after only ONE snowstorm! Well, we got 2 feet of snow here, which wouldn't be bad if we were in the country or suburbs. When you live in a city, and in an apartment with only one off street parking space, it is hell to deal with. "Where to put the snow" is complaint number one, and the second one is, "I took 3 hours to shovel out and some asshole is now in my spot when I get home? What the FUCK!" Hopefully we can get some sun and serious melting before Friday, where we are supposed to get a wet 1-3 inches of snow, then MORE snow on Monday! I'd put my arms up and scream, but right now, I can't get my left arm over my shoulders.
OH! To be in Arizona to watch the Patriots in the Super Bowl instead of being stuck here as MY balls deflate instead of Tom Brady's!
Have you made it this far down? Well, since you have. I am making a caption that will have a newly transformed drag queen she-male in it. First one to comment and list a male and female name gets to star in it. Otherwise, I have someone in mind for that position!