.. though I'm not quite sure Mom would approve!
Made this one for a relative newbie to the Haven, Vypress. She seemed to like the "Auntie" styled captions that are somewhat famous, and gave me one, so I figured I'd return the favor. She is a big fan of Rocky Horror too, so I might have to work something out with that in the future. I always try to stay in a normal vein for the first caption I make for someone, then break out on further returns.
When looking through her profile after I made the posting, I noticed that she's 20 years old or so. I am not even sure she's actually held an actual porno magazine since most smut has been viewed digitally for the last 10 years or so. Hell, I remember getting a CD Rom filled with porn back in 1995! I had 7th Guest, Battle Chess, and a few porno CD's! The youth of today might never have to deal with sticky pages ever again!
As someone that lived in Massachusetts in the 1980's, we were required to own both "Aerosmith's Greatest Hits" and "Freeze Frame" by the J. Geils band. At some point, you had to also have a Mighty Mighty Bosstones cassette, but that was the 1990's. Now, you are required to have at least one Dropkick Murphy's song on your mp3 player! Very liberal state, but there ARE rules that have to be followed or you'll be sent to Rhode Island or Connecticut!
BTW, Tonight is the deadline (August 31) for the DIY Caption Challenge! Get your submissions in soon! I've already started writing out the post and should be putting it up over the weekend!