Thursday, July 31, 2014

Read My Lips .. No New Jinxes!

... One is MORE than enough, don't you think?

Made this one for Jezebel, and I think she is definitely on my short list for people who receive captions that are slightly odd-ball, bizarre, or downright head-scratching. There are a few others on that list, like Kaitlyn, but I'm not sure if she would like the pictures in the caption so explicit, which honestly I cannot tone down on this one, due to the actual content which with the story matches the source photo.

Yes, as soon as I saw this picture, the punch line came to me. It took me a few minutes to come up with the actual movie dialog I wanted to use. This was my second choice, and it seemed much more universal and newer to me, as even teens have a good idea who Dirty Harry is, plus the whole idea of where Dirty Harry's speech is coming from .. perhaps its now Dirty Hairy?!? LOL Anywho, my first choice was something from Casablanca, since its considered one of the best movies of all time. "Here's looking at you kid!" will never be the same for any of you reader now, will it?

As a side DIY, and a reminder that there is only a few hours left to the current DIY .. why don't you all come up with a famous movie quote that should go in the place of the Dirty Harry diatribe? Just make sure its not TOO long. Kurt Russell's pre-game speech from Miracle SEEMS like a great fit, but its much too long! Much better off with, "Do you believe in miracles? YES!" as done by Al Michaels.

Let me know what you think of this caption? Also, write your film dialog below. Perhaps I'll whip up a few of the best ones to go along with the DIY Challenge results!


  1. Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.” —Crash Davis

    1. Wow! What a line. I sure as hell can't top that. Loki is in awe! >:)

  2. Oh, Oh can I try? Let me nibble on a marshmallow. Hmm.....Brain thingie work, I command you!!!

    "Am I going mad, or did the word 'think' just escape your lips?" - Princess Bride

    "This belongs to me and so do my lips." - slim from To have and have not