You Won't Celebrate Palm Sunday This Year .. and for Good Reason!

There are other holidays that you will probably enjoy more cumming up soon!

I am still either under the weather .. again, or the flu I had 3+ weeks ago is still rearing it's ugly head. I am still functioning as normal as I can, but I tend to focus on real life stuff so I can keep living this luxurious lifestyle, as much as that is LOL

So I've not been making many captions, and mostly been making them on the fly. While I don't mind the on-the-spot pressure of doing that, there isn't as much time for planning it out, and it can feel rushed, unless you are making a quickie like the last post.

I didn't post on Wednesday because I went to Urgent Care for the rough cough I've had, and they gave me prednisone, so that it'll clear up the infection. Fast forward a day and my mind goes back into steroid brain .. which amps me up and also brings out the naughtier version of Damien. Of course I probably won't see my girlfriend this weekend to bring more decadence to our sex life .. due to her family heading out for Passover at her families house in NY, but it did push my mind towards Palm Sunday and how it sounds suggestive .. and with that in mind, I went hunting for an image that would push that further. And this photo was perfect, with the palm covering the new sex, either teasing or feeling the tempting nature of desire.

Hence, you've got this caption which was a lot of fun to write, as I just pondered food names for poontang .. its the drink for horny astronauts! .. I wasn't sure how I was going to end it, until the final sentence just burst from my mind. Hope you enjoy .. and that I don't offend any religious types too much. If you believe in God, then you must believe that he gave us all a great sense of humor!