Once again, one of those bench type spinoff captions, for those who like them!
Whenever I can make another bench caption, I always think of S!ssy Kaaren, as she loved them almost as much as I loved making them. I know she told Mrs. K that she'd love to have one in their backyard.
And as I was trying to figure out a plot to this picture that I thought was quite alluring, and it came to me that I don't often do captions where there's a mistake made by the magic user, at least not in an "oops on purpose" fashion that I've done enough that there's an actual tag you can search out captions by in the right hand column. In this case, I don't think Dee had any malicious intent (well, maybe subconsciously?!?) and .. what's a few more days in that body? Just have to get my magic wand charged up again. I mean, it's not like I can just plug it into a USB charger!
The caption setting is also in the taller format, as the image was almost in square dimensions, so it was going to be harder to set in my usual alignment. But it ended up working out well, as the picture delineated the plot very well, breaking it up so that his wife's statements were separated by the pre and post chat with Dee. I'm very happy with that design element.
So, the rest of the month is option for free range captions. If you'd like to see something, leave a comment below on what might float your boat as to what I'll be posting for the next few weeks. Will I have a Valentine's Day caption or something for Presidents Day? Nothing made right now, but there's still a few days left. Anyway, get commenting so you can influence what you'll be seeing on this blog before March 1st!
Is this bench like the 3 degrees wand of change series except here you use a bench?
ReplyDeleteHmmm, not sure exactly what a wand of change series is .. so I would say, no? Though it could be?
Deletea nice little twist - though Dee really should know WHICH bench is magic. Maybe she wanted a date and thought the woman on the other bench might do?
ReplyDeleteWell, this is "bench adjacent" so totally different! But not really? Heh. Sometimes Dee just likes to spread some chaos!
DeleteI'm a big fan of forced surgical captions with a lesbian wife or girlfriend. And you can't forget about the stockings and pantyhose.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, surgical captions. Not sure I've done any of those .. I will see if I can wrap my head around it and make something. Most of my captions have stockings and pantyhose, so I wouldn't worry about that!
DeleteNo rush to charge the wand and switch me back she said to Dee. With a body and face like this, life is even better!!!! Zoe
ReplyDeletePS, I would like a bench like this!
I'm guessing if you sit on enough benches, it's bound to happen! Well, perhaps you have to cross your fingers too.
DeleteOh goody, now bench caps are back I will be on the look out for for some in my nearby park. Dees wand does not make mistakes and is charged placing over a lay line. Would another bench cap suite on valentines day?
ReplyDeleteRight now, I'm still open for Valentine's Day. I am going to see where my brain takes me. Glad you enjoyed!
DeleteBench captions! Great to see them make a come back. Very well done.
ReplyDeleteI think a nice romantic one for Valentines Day would be fun. Maybe a husband dresses up like a classic 50s housewife to spoil his wife as a gift and is, pleasantly, surprised when his wife’s gift to him is an evening with the sexy stud next door.
Great work Dee!
or that she picks him up in the park, not knowing about the bench... and when they get home.... it turns out the clothes are more fitting than they thought?
DeleteI'm going to let the spirit take me where it wants. Perhaps nothing will come out for Valentine's Day, but perhaps it will? Fingers crossed!
DeleteOh my goodness how Kaaren loved your magic benches!
ReplyDeleteHe used to talk about how wonderful it would be if there was real magic in the world.
Yes I agreed to put an ornamental bench in the back yard and he loved to sit outside when the weather permitted.
More than once I saw him cross his fingers and close his eyes as he sat down on his bench.
Unfortunately the bench was cheaply made and it didn’t last long. Two winters and it was done.
I’m having a bout of insomnia the past couple of days and I find myself here in the wee hours staring at the space where his bench had been.
And I think how nice it would have been if it really had been magic
I think the world owed him a little bit of magic.
I’m sorry, get a little maudlin sometimes, especially after I’ve had a couple of drinks.
I was hoping that the wine would help me sleep but no such luck.
Anyway, I liked the caption very much. Sexy and funny and clever.
Thanks for keeping Kaaren in your thoughts.
Love
Mrs K
Sucks that the bench in your back yard was cheaply made. It did give him 2 years of delight there though :)
DeleteThe world definitely needs some magic in it from time to time. Don't worry about being maudlin at all .. we definitely need to be sentimental and sappy, especially since we definitely know about your naughty, kinky mind too!
Cheers on the wine, though I find it ironic that what is "really late" for you is when Kaaren would often be posting on my blog .. "sissy early" would be what time I consider 4:31 AM, or "shit I have to pee!" time!
Kaaren made a big impact on me so it's not a problem at all of keeping him in my thoughts.