Thursday, December 24, 2015

Santa Lost Weight in ALL the Right Places!

Yes, it's a politically incorrect (and latex!) Christmas!

I made an evil / un-PC caption a number of years ago, and I figured it was time to beat that horse dead again. Last year, while I made naughty captions, I had some really sweet ones too, that had an emotional depth I don't usually dial up very often. You can find one right in the new feature in the left column, called "Dee's Featured Post" which is one of my favorite emotional captions that I've ever done. This year, I definitely wanted something ribald. naughty, and a hell of a lot of fun to both create, read and view. For Christmas morning, I promise a sweeter caption.

It isn't made FOR her, but I hope that Alectra appreciates this Christmas caption. Maybe next year I'll make a few more latex captions. I'm thinking about how to make the blog even better in 2016, so if you've got any ideas, let me know!

DISCUSSION QUESTION: How'd you like the run of this year's Christmas captions? On par with Christmas past, better or worse? Let me know what you liked, and didn't like .. next Christmas is only a year away!


  1. But.. Hey! Didn't see that coming ;P

    I have been writing - lots of writings - in Tumblr since a few months, and I think I'm ready to start writing again all over the blog. I can't say anything on what you should do next to be better, because I already think your blog is interesting enough to come over and chat and do some musings about Captions and such.

    Merry Christmas :)

    Hugs and Kisses Alectra

  2. Great cap, there's just something appealing about a female Santa.
    It is indeed no wonder your Santa is a jolly chubby guy, with all the milk and cookies left for him. For our Sinterklaas the children leave carrots in their shoes, and they are not meant for de Sint, but for his gray, on wich he rides the rooftops.

    I very much like what you did so far with the Christmas caps, and I can only say you should write them as you feel like. I don't know how it is for you, but for me my caps feel at it best when I let them flow. Even if I don't get the response I hoped for, I still made something I am proud of.