It was a dark and stormy night. Or was it? I cannot recall it honestly.

Anyway, a voice said to me, "Dee? Sweetie Pie? Shouldn't you enslave the men of this world into the divine pleasures of femininity?"

That was awhile ago, and sure enough, it began to happen .. on Rachel's Haven. Then I started up this crappy blog in 2010. Enjoy!

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Less Filling? Tastes Great? Both Perhaps?

Sounds like an optometrist job, but all the trouser snakes there have only one eye!

Made this one a LONG TIME ago, back in November of 2009! Yikes! Figured I would post it here, if I hadn't already, since this has been lounging around in the inactive area for years!

Quite a simple, yet very effective, caption with a punctuation error, but such is life. I'm sure you might not notice it too much with the picture being the way it is.

As per what I posted originally in Becky's folder:
Well, all it took was saying that you had an oral fixation lately. Once I came across that piece of advice, I KNEW what I was going to make. 
Glad to see that you are no longer unemployed. I think your wife is quite proud of your improving job skills as well. 
Hope you enjoy, and welcome to the haven! Fresh meat is always fun to caption!
And it still is. 2015 seems to have been a good year for getting some new blood into the Haven, and some from previous years that are stepping up big time now.


On a positive note, sometime during the last week or so, I hit 6 million page views! Took me 8 months to get from 5 million to 6 million, which might be the fastest million yet. Thank you everyone for continuing to stop by and visit, and comment whenever you can. I hope I can continue to give you quality captions with interesting behind the scenes posts (unlike this one!) and that you'll keep coming back for more.

Well, Kiss looked really flamboyant in that video, and it reminded me of King Kobra, back when I used to record Headbanger's Ball every Saturday night.

The reason I included them, is that the lead singer here, then known as Marc Free, transitioned to Marcie Free in the mid 1990's. She still sings with a band called Unruly Child.


  1. That is an old caption to blow the dust of. but a fun one. I wonder if Becky is still working there?
    Well done on the six million views.
    p s I have just made a d I y for the contest, can you let me know how to send it over.

  2. I like and agree with what Ian wrote about your cap.

    Congratulations on the 6 million vieuws.
    Six million, that always makes me think about that old Lee Majors show. I had an action figure of Steve Austin as a kid.Closest thing I had to having my own dolls. Some time ago I found it back. It was dressed in a Barbie dress.