It was a dark and stormy night. Or was it? I cannot recall it honestly.

Anyway, a voice said to me, "Dee? Sweetie Pie? Shouldn't you enslave the men of this world into the divine pleasures of femininity?"

That was awhile ago, and sure enough, it began to happen .. on Rachel's Haven. Then I started up this crappy blog in 2010. Enjoy!

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Mark's Not Being Supportive... and blog gifts for my upcoming birthday!

Well, sometimes we put our collective foot in our mouth, which is harder to do while wearing heels!

Made this for Corinne Beau as a bit of a caption even-upper since I made a caption for her, and she made a 4 parter for me. It was the least I could do I think, since this was a quickie, and I've pretty much given her the choice of being whichever girl she would like to be! Pretty much based on that whole, "chewing gum? Did you bring enough for everyone?" question that every teacher has probably said to their miscreant students!

As everyone knows, my birthday is coming up towards the end of June, and some people do make birthday captions for me on the Haven. I have an idea for those who would like to acknowledge my birthday but don't make captions, and it won't take too much time to do any/all of them, and you do receive something for your efforts.

One would be to help keep going strong. I've been an admin there for 7 years now I believe. Keeping a TG website running is an expensive proposition, considering the subject matter and the amount of web traffic we generate. Since the content is often sexual in nature, we have to use server providers that allow adult material, and that pool is dwindling every year (Just think about what would've happened if Google had kept the plan in place for blogger back in February!) which makes the monthly charges more expensive. None of us get paid, and everyone (staff, admins, etc ..) is a volunteer. We have had quite a few TG writers create e-books and donated them for fundraising purposes to keep the Haven going. You can find them by clicking HERE. They are also for sale on Amazon and a few other places like Google Play Books, and Barnes and Noble online, but if you get them through the link, the Haven makes more money as those other sites take a large cut of the sale for their own use. It's completely safe, but you can use Amazon if you want to be truly careful, just know that they will take almost 30-40 percent of the sale directly for themselves. So to recap, you'll be getting some great TG or TF fiction AND help out a site that has been a cornerstone of the TG community for almost 10 years! Each story is 2,99 or you can get like 8 stories for 16 dollars!

Another option would be to go to Katie Mill's website called Sugar and Spice and clink on the link for her TG fiction stories on Amazon. In the past year or so, she's had some pretty bad medical issues to deal with, and she is starting to get back on her feet, but her financial resources could use some help, as they were tapped as recently as 6 months ago. Her stories deal primarily with hosiery, and since I've purchased one so far, I can say they are well written and fun to read. She has a new one coming out soon that I'll probably purchase closer my birthday.

Buying something from either place in honor of my birthday would be much appreciated! And unlike money going to an ACTUAL or online dominatrix, any money you spend as tribute to me will go to places that could really use it. I mean, do those other dommes REALLY need ANOTHER pair of latex thigh high boots for you to lick? Yes, that question WAS rhetorical!

Lastly, this suggestion costs no money whatsoever and exposes you to things I've made in the past. Comments almost feel like a tribute, and as of right now, I have 12 posts that do not have a single reply to read in the comment section. If you could hit the "Zero Post" label, or just click HERE .. you can see the list of those poor orphaned blog posts! Just look at the caption, read the blurb, and say something meaningful! I'll try to reply to every comment given. Has someone already deflowered that caption's comment virginity? Well, make it a caption slut by leaving another! The goal is to eradicate every zero post by the time July arrives.

I mean, it is not EVERY year that a witchy TG captioner turns 666 .. well, actually I DO turn 666 every year, but that still shouldn't stop you for doing me a solid or two!

BTW, if you comment on one of those, it'll remain hidden until I publish it. I moderate all captions that are older than one week, so don't worry if you post and it doesn't show up right away. Next time I check in, I'll set it free to the wild!


  1. A fun caption they look like they are enjoying the party. great birthday ideas much better than socks maybe better than stockings even.

    1. Thanks for commenting on a zero post. I am going to leave them tagged as Zero Post until the end of the month so others can see them.

      Also, for those that are scared of buying a TG story on one of the websites that isn't Haven Bookworks. I will be posting a method that might take some of the sting out of buying risque titles if someone else controls the credit card bills, etc ...

  2. Oh how fun his school adventure would have been.