It was a dark and stormy night. Or was it? I cannot recall it honestly.

Anyway, a voice said to me, "Dee? Sweetie Pie? Shouldn't you enslave the men of this world into the divine pleasures of femininity?"

That was awhile ago, and sure enough, it began to happen .. on Rachel's Haven. Then I started up this crappy blog in 2010. Enjoy!

Monday, December 22, 2014

Leeanne's Naughty Christmas Surprise .. Nobody Doesn't Like Brenda Lee!

I TOLD you that I hated that song!

Made this one last week, as I saw the picture and said, "I haven't seen many Christmas bondage captions!" so I definitely wanted to work with that idea. Earlier that day, I hit a store to pick up some sort of loose item and "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" came on over the loudspeaker and I cringed, especially since it followed another one of my least favorite songs, "Wonderful Christmas Time" which makes me wonder if Paul McCartney sold his sold to the devil, and Old Pitch's revenge is that he could only write really good songs until 1972 or so.

I used the hatred for songs like those and focused it into my caption, and still had fun. You know that if you had me as your dominatrix, you'd have to be on your toes, because other than the ballet boots you'd have to mince around in, I would be cracking wise, and any outbursts of laughter would result in at least a small spanking, or perhaps a few swats with my riding crop.

From the reference (sorta) of Hermie the Elf to the last line, its dripping with sarcasm and snark, and isn't that what the commercial version of Christmas is all about? I think most people have a few Christmas songs they like, and that they never hear because the mall is pumping out drivel to keep the people in line moving. Its sad to think that the Grinch special is nearly 50 years old and if anything, its gotten worse.

Anyway, I didn't write this as a comment on the negative parts of Christmas, I made it for fun and to have people smile. Plus I had written a few "NICE" Christmas captions and wanted to balance them out somewhat so people wouldn't think I went soft!

Now THIS is a Christmas song I can get behind. Tomorrow (for Christmas Eve) I'll be posting my favorite Christmas Song of all time, and on Christmas Day, I'll have my favorite Christmas Duet.


  1. I admit it. I would love for you to treat me this way. Would it help if I told you I love Brenda Lee's version of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree? Would it help if I told you I love The Pogues with Kristy MacColl's Fairytale Christmas a million times more? I love having my titties twisted.



    1. Hey if those nipples are sore from that twisting I'd love to kiss then to make them feel better! Make them feel better in the New Old-Fashioned Way!!!! Sorry Dee!
      Oh, by the way, I love the Pogues and this is one of my faves!!! How could you not love a band that put out am album called "Rum, Sodomy and the Lash"!!!
      Merry Christmas Dee!!!

  2. I think karma is getting back at me. Today I went to the grocery store and a hardware store, and each place played, "Rocking Around the Christmas Tree" playing while I was there! AARRGGHH!!

  3. LOL, hilarious cap, you did succeed in making me smile.

    Before we had radio's that played MP3's or even had a CD player in them I had only one cassette in my car, even though I had plenty at home. "Fairytale of New York" was one of the songs on it, as well as FGTH's "the power of love." It was always fun to see the looks on people’s faces when a Christmas song was played in the middle of the summer.