It was a dark and stormy night. Or was it? I cannot recall it honestly.

Anyway, a voice said to me, "Dee? Sweetie Pie? Shouldn't you enslave the men of this world into the divine pleasures of femininity?"

That was awhile ago, and sure enough, it began to happen .. on Rachel's Haven. Then I started up this crappy blog in 2010. Enjoy!

Monday, June 2, 2014

Kidnapped .. and Transformed by a Criminal Mastermind!

Whatever is he/she to do with the rest of her life?!?

Let me start by saying I'm lucky to have this saved at all. Just as I had finished the caption, something in Photoshop went haywire, and wouldn't let me save or do anything with it at all! Save, Save As, etc .. all gave me "program error in blah blah blah" and I was all URRGGHH! I found a Save to Web option, and was able to at least save it in a recognizable format. About 20 seconds after I did that, it completely crashed, taking any chance of improving it, modifying it, etc ... I did NOT want to have to try to recreate this again, since it was kind of a spur-of-the-moment caption anyway.

So, glad it was saved as I am quite fond of it. Not quite an O. Henry level rim shot, but I still fancy the whole idea and I think even without any refining that it is charming. Unfortunately, I'm betting there are lots of parents out there that would rather believe this than the actual truth. Whatever gets you through the night, you take what you can get.

So, since its a blog exclusive, let me know what you think in the comment section! Looking back after a few hours of creating it, I think its got a Hayley Pixley vibe.

Loved this Boston, MA bassed band. They were great in 10 Things I Hate About You, which is a really awesome movie based on The Taming of the Shrew by some dude named Shakespeare. It stars a few guys that ended up in the latest Batman trilogy. One of the best teen comedies on the 1990's!


  1. Knocked this one out of the park. The text is fun and the image works perfectly. I'm curious to see a remix of the visuals.

  2. Not just the attire, but the tone...yep, feels like one of mine, but it's SO much cooler to see it coming from you, babe. =D

    1. Maybe that picture really is me thinking up ways to make a caption that has the same sort of breezy tone that yours do!

  3. Wonderful. It would have been a pity if this would have been lost.

    I admit, I didn´t pay too much attention to the music of "10 things," so I never really knew Letter do Cleo. Great song though, and a good reason to look them up.
    10 things I hate about you did have several good actors. A pity we won't be able to see more of Heath Ledger, but Joseph Gordon-Levitt has done several noteworthy things. I didn't before, but now I'm wondering what would be a good Batman character for Julia Stiles.

    1. Well, we could always hope for Harley Quinn .. the "Batman: The Animated Series" Harley at least!