It was a dark and stormy night. Or was it? I cannot recall it honestly.

Anyway, a voice said to me, "Dee? Sweetie Pie? Shouldn't you enslave the men of this world into the divine pleasures of femininity?"

That was awhile ago, and sure enough, it began to happen .. on Rachel's Haven. Then I started up this crappy blog in 2010. Enjoy!

Friday, October 14, 2011

Wishing peepulz a Hoppy Birfday

I don't think I've posted this one before. Its hard to figure out sometimes if I've duplicated a caption. I had no real topic that came into my mind for this blog, and I did post yesterday, so I went into the Haven and just randomly picked a caption out from the pile.

One of the things I like to do is acknowledge peoples birthdays from time to time, especially those that make a difference on the Haven. Usually when I make them, its with humor, and addresses the actual person that hangs around the Haven, not their persona/namesake. They are, I guess, 'semi-meta' in that I take their real life and their on-line life and sort of mesh them together.

Jillisa is a stickler for spelling and grammar, and always has a strong opinion. I have no problems with that, though I know it makes it hard on some others, especially some newbies. However, I think she's harnessed that streak into becoming one of the best proofreaders out there. I know that she has helped quite a few of the people reading this blog.

That being said, it is fun to tweak her and how she presents herself sometimes.  The above caption is a good representation of how you can tweak in a pleasant way. I mean, look at her! I'm not sure the REAL Jeff would give up his smarts to be and look like that, but I wouldn't necessarily bet against it either! As someone like Jillisa, I am quite adept at proofreading and it was quite hard to make that last paragraph at first. I got around it by writing it first correctly, then degrading it as best I could. Thinking like a bimbo can be like ... umm, totally hard and stuff *giggle*

Though not an actual birthday caption, this falls into the category of a 'semi-meta' caption I made for Jennifer. She loves Mila, and loves blow-jobs. However we also know that she wouldn't just take ANY offer that was presented to her! She's has to do her due diligence before just hopping in any guys car. I mean, what if they weren't large enough, or able to produce enough cum for it to be worth her time and effort?

And yes, its a caption I did in Comic Life (made about 3 years ago!) I never really got comfortable with the program and quickly went back to Photoshop. Maybe I'll post the others at a later date. I do think that Comic Life did work well for this caption, if I do say so myself.

DISCUSSION QUESTION:  The leaves SHOULD be changing color soon here in New England (it was actually 85 on Sunday!) so ... How would you like to change over the next year? It be can in real life, your online life, habits and/or ruts, whatever. Do you resist change or embrace it?

PS. I was proofing this, and its fun to see that Mozilla Firefox knows that "blowjobs" is NOT a word, and suggests either "blow-jobs" or "blow jobs".


  1. How would I like to change? I would like to change in a lot of ways that our personal for me, and would like to kind of keep it hush hush. But, in terms of online? I would like to overcome my problems with OCD and paranoia.

    In terms of captions? I would like to be able to get into a grove where I post more of my work on the blog, and write more stuff. That's how I would like to change, and have tried to work towards that goal. I do post a lot more then I used too.

    And I have always enjoyed this caption, and the comic life layout is simple but very effective. And it's sooo True, I am worth it! Better bring some big guns! *giggle*

  2. For me:

    in real life: I am trying to take steps to make sure I'm healthy, and stay that way. I haven't always gone to the doctor's when I should, and just ignored pain when I probably should have asked for assistance in finding out why I wasn't feeling well. It really isn't a sign of weakness to ask for help.

    in online life: Would like to try to be online a bit more so I can re-establish some of the friendships I had before sort of "Vanishing". Real life always take precedence, but I would like to stay in touch with some people I haven't been able to talk to that much lately.

  3. I think the over coming OCD stuff online is a no brainier for off line as well.. but That's one thing I didn't feel like mentioning for my real life changes. But, I would settle for just checking door knobs on my own, rather then bugging those online with something..

    I do the not asking for help thing a lot in real life I'm afraid. It's one thing My Jennifer side has over me.. I can do that sort of stuff here, but not in real life. it's a lot harder cause I was always the one people leaned on.

    But, I took a step in the right direction and recently set an appointment with the doc. Hoping it goes well.

  4. I love and hate change in just about equal measure. I hate the idea that I am not the person that I want to be, and therefore hate having to change. At the same time, I realize that I am not the person that I want to be, so I lovingly accept change.

    So... changes that I would like? Hmm.. in Real Live I would like to become gainfully employed. I do work now, but i wouldn't call it 'gainfully'. But after graduating school, and getting a job that pays more than I've earned in the past (even just starting out it pays more!), will help me right this oft lilting ship that I call my life.

    Online life... I would like to cap more. No big surprise there.. I've been wanting that 'change' since late 2009.

  5. @ Jennifer

    Good luck with the doctor! I also hope it goes well.

    @ Caitlyn

    I've heard that half of effecting change is getting started. After that, momentum can take over and push you where you need to go. For me, that has always been the hardest part.