On the Trail of the Magical Benches!

Yeah, I made another one .. took me long enough, eh?

My argument for the lawsuit would be .. I don't think the benches are faulty, just because they do exactly what i want them to do, hence they work perfectly!

Let's see .. hot women in heels and hosiery on a bench? Check. Some awareness of what is going on, but it will become undone soon enough? Check. My favorite lackey Jenkins making an appearance and somehow fucking it all up worse? Check!

Of course, I play around with the mythology I've created over time in making these bench captions, but that is half the fun. Trying to figure out what is legitimate and what isn't quite canon. The most important part for me in creating these captions is .. to make sure there is some whimsy and a wink and a nod to the reader. 

And a few things to bring up that don't necessarily tie in completely, but I will mention.

• How come men in general, when they were jeans or blue pants .. tend to wear tan shoes? I don't quite get it. I mean, I am NOT a fashion plate, mogul, or follower .. but I tend to always wear black sneakers, boots or shoes, regardless of what I am wearing. When did the tan shoes become a thing and .. when will it go away?
• I had a completely different post and caption ready to roll for Sunday night, and about an hour after I put it up on blogger, I came across this picture and immediately knew I had to make something with it. Then, while the momentum was red hot, I decided to put this one up first. So now I have a post for next Sunday as well!
• I really wish that S!ssy Kaaren was still alive to see this one. She was a big supporter of this blog, and she adored the bench captions, which even made conversations between Kaaren and Mrs. K!

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