Next on .. The XX Files

Yes, as in the XX chromosome found in women folk .. not in a porno sense. SHEESH!

You minds have all been corrupted by all that TG caption smut . that you've come to expect here at Deelusions of Grandeur! I'll take all the blame. Maybe you'll see some Bare Naked Ladies at the end of this post!

To be perfectly transparent, you would probably see right through me .. HEH! I've got DAD jokes! I haven't seen many episodes of The X Files, as during most of it's run, I was mostly in an alcohol stupor, and working nights as a DJ and Karaoke host, and a semi-working musician in bands. That, and also, whenever I watched, David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson seemed like they were bored to be there; and weren't acting at all, unless they were trying to out underplay each scene. The Bruce Campbell episode was great, and suitably creepy, but it's Bruce Campbell, so of course it'll be good.

Anyway, I wanted to add my own TG twist to it, and this likely AI generated image, came in handy in developing it. It's a superficial caption, and I honestly have no idea what happened in that cabin in the woods, but I'm sure Dee was there to make it memorable. I'm sure that whatever you come up with in your deviant minds is WAY better than what I could have conveyed, so it's why I left that part out of it. In fact, I'd love for you to write out what you think happened in the comment section below!

I did what I could to tie things together, like have their conversation match their blouses .. something I usually do .. but then use the collar adjustment at the start, and then have the choker showing up in the end. It shows a transition of working for the suit-and-tie government agency in the beginning, and then showing their allegiance to Ms. Mentia at the wrap up of the caption, duplicity engaged in taking the scent away from an actual dangerous foe like myself. A few other analog changes as well.

So what do you think? Now I'm wondering if I should have the XX Files ladies, Agents Wilkins and Jenkins, try to find out the conspiracy about those bench captions. The TRUTH IS OUT THERE!

Bang Zoom .. I tied this blog post all up in a bow!