Mmmm hash brown bites! Sorry, got distracted!
I loved the outfit the waitress was wearing, and I was craving breakfast .. so the two collided into a quick caption. And hey, I get a new job occupation too! I think I could get used to being called "honorable"!
And then I get to dispense justice too? Sign me up! Though perhaps I could also make some bad guys want to SHOP at Justice too! Heh!
There's some cool diners in my area. I like hitting them for brunch on Sunday as I'm not a morning person by design. I can't resist home fries and hot sauce, and I won't turn down an eggs benedict either .. and a few glasses of cranberry juice help me process the night before as well.
I can remember the weekly trek to a local Denny's after doing Rocky Horror on Saturday Night. Talk about gender bending at a greasy spoon .. we were doing it 30+ years ago. The nice thing was .. no one harassed us, and we always tipped well. I assume that the waitresses had seen it all, and freaky looking teenagers were not really on the list of "dangerous things" to be worried about.
I hope everyone is doing well, and are avoiding allergies as best you can. I've been sneezing my brains out, so maybe I can whip up a bimbo caption soon enough? There's a chance I could be posting another caption on Wednesday .. If you have any ideas what sort of TG trope or fetish you'd like to see, let me know in the comments and perhaps I'll whip something up!
I remember the old diners that had the mini-juke boxes at the table, and you could flip through about 80 songs they had, and with a quarter, play a few at the table as you waited for the food to arrive. Good times!
Really fun caption. I am sure that diner is really really popular. Can't beat a big breakfast and a little show too thrown into the deal.
ReplyDeleteDespite the sneezing season, I am doing well. Hmmmm, a caption where a wrong sneeze in front of the right person... well theres an idea for you :)
I started replying to this comment with something, and I ended up with an idea, so I might need to flesh it out. If I do, perhaps you will end up being the one to star in it! Not quite a wrong sneeze in front of the right person, but it definitely involves allergies and a bit of A-Chooo!
DeleteWill love to see it. Thanks
DeleteHe doesn't look too bothered by the experience. :)
ReplyDeleteI am thinking it's a knowing laugh at more workplace her-ass-ment from the line cook. "Har-dee-har-har, you asshole!"
Deletemaybe a witch who did that Elizabeth Montgomery nose twitch is flinging wild magic in allergy season when she sneezes....
ReplyDelete...and it is funny when your type is you typed well... not tipped...
...I've never been to a Waffle House, they sound like fun....
your typo that is
DeleteI just noticed the typo as well. I'll make the change in a minute or two, after I finish replying to people's comments.
DeleteDid they ever do an episode of Bewitched where she had allergies and all sorts of bad magic happened? Or maybe when Tabitha rubbed her nose from hay fever? Seems like something they'd have done!
I've been to a Waffle House once, back in 2023 or so, during the day. Food wasn't bad, pretty much on par with Denny's. Waitress was very sweet though, and called me Darlin'. bunch of old guys were hitting on her and .. she took it in stride .. I assume she spit in their coffee, but maybe they like it that way!
it seems like something they could have done, but I do not recall it.
DeleteAlso likely the waitress was used to their game, and it got her better tips. And she likely knew that even if they popped blue pills, their hearts could not take the strain of taking her to bed.