Objects in mirror might be more bimboish than they appear! Are we having fun yet?
This caption is hot off the presses, as in, I just finished it and I'm now writing up the post to be uploaded to the blog. I realized it was 7 PM on Sunday, and I hadn't a caption to post here. OOPS?!?
I went into the d'arkives an went looking for an image that would tickly my fancy in the slightest. This one was a literal, what the fuck is going on with the wall, and why the weirdly unfunctional sofa? Why is there plastic fruit glued to tie dyed fluorescent light tubes? A driftwood table and grid boxed carpet that wasn't round so that it wouldn't be overlapped by the couch?
I knew I could work with that, and tie the room together with the b!mbo standing there inside it .. so I started writing quickly on the fly. Went with the interior design rant by someone who definitely wasn't appreciating the hired help's aesthetic or Feng Shui, and the way to change them into the type of person that might enjoy it. Once I incorporated that into the caption, I figured, why not do a tilt on the picture as well?
I went with a wish gone wrong, but with the layout of the photo, it certain could have been a funhouse mirror curse as well .. so take your pick as to how he ended up .. someone that would love to live in a tacky furnished home like their updated dwelling.
It's definitely .. something. Since the story is a bit of a mind fuck, why not extend it to the entire caption? And that room has to be a porno set right? I can't imagine someone WANTED their living room to look like that.
Iron Maiden finally made it into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. How many more years until Madness end up enshrined as well? Bloody well should be soon, even though there's still a bunch of other bands worth being in there as well.
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