Judgey McJudgerson .. Just Mind Your Own Business!

Continuing the recent trend of Dee being a bitchy society woman .. this time, teaching someone a lesson!

Not that there isn't a lot of life's lessons to be learned here on my blog .. if you pay attention!

Here's a good example of why I don't usually write out stories before putting an image into a caption setting. I was at work and going through my Dee Mentia gmail account, and there's some Pinterest pictures that look very promising, including this one .. so I am not about to start making a caption at work, so I decide to whip up something quickly that I can edit / re-edit and refine when I'm home later, and I won't lose the impetus or plot line when I finally get back to the homestead. I hit compose and just start typing away.

A few things to keep in mind .. I usually make the captions 1200 pixels wide, and the font size is hopefully around 30 pt .. so that if I need to shrink it a bit to get all the text in, people won't have trouble reading it.

This is what I had when I got home ..

It used to freak BLANK out when those weirdo crossdressers and trans people used to come into her job, working at a high end shoe and accessory store in the factory outlets near her apartment.

"They come in here, trying on a bunch of shoes, stretch them out, and then leave after taking some selfies. How dare they try do that? I bet they even get off in their s!ssy panties, then head into the ladies room .. don't even get me started on that disgusting right they think they have! .. and then eat their bitter cum!"

And so it happened one day that BLANK actually went off on one of those particular, and peculiar, customers that paraded around the boutique, strutting in front of the large mirror. I mean, HE looked really good, but my gaydar definitely tracked him as a pretender. I went to my co-worker and asked her to get rid of another of these lowlifes.

10 minutes later, that person whipped out a platinum credit card with "Dee Mentia" emblazoned on it and bought 10k worth of shoes and handbags .. money that put a grand of commission into my co-workers wallet. As Ms Mentia walked by me, she grinned, and pointed two fingers at me and chuckled at my discomfort, one pair of her new purchase clicking against the floor as I steamed in anger.

Then a cramp hit me .. hard. I knew it wasn't my time of the month, but I immediately headed to the bathroom, as it felt like my insides were all coming out of me. And they were! By the time I left the stall 5 minutes later, I'd grown a big cock! Probably the biggest one I'd even seen in person .. and way bigger than my soon-to-be ex boyfriend.

I KNEW even then that it was going to be quite a bit more than my usual captions, but it wasn't until I actually created the caption setting that I realized how futile it would be .. and that there'd be work to be done on both the content and the design of how the caption would go.

For those who want to learn more about editing and brevity, as well as proof reading, this would be a good example of it. I would argue that what I wrote in the email was fine the way it is .. even with the switch of 3rd person to 1st person. I needed to get down my idea as quickly as possible due to the conditions of my employment, etc .. 

There are many changes of tense, chopping out words that didn't need to be there, and having a regular narrative structure capable of delivering the plot, but also highlighting a bit of the characters thoughts and motivations. A lot more editing that I usually do, as my usual process is to not write anything until I set up the caption setting of picture and background, only then do I type any words out.

I liked having her actual thoughts and realizations, but narratively it would be jumping around too much. I had to take the visceral 'punch' of her immediate reactions and mute it somewhat.

Evan after pruning and adjusting the text, when I shrunk it to fit the actual caption, it was way too small. I increased the size of the caption to 1400 pixels wide .. and it still made the font just slightly over 24 pt, which means the size dropped about 33 percent from it's original version.

This would have been a great candidate for a caption that was 2 panels, but I didn't have another image to work with .. and I wasn't about to hit my D'archives for an hour to try to shoehorn another photo into the story. Overall though, I'm still very happy with how it came out, and stretched my creativity a bit as I used a different work flow to make it.

What do you think about the caption before you read the posting that went with it? How has it changed since you read about it's creation? Feel free to answer those questions, or come up with your own in the Comment Section, which is awaiting your arrival .. so get there quickly!

Of course I was going to highlight a classic video from almost .. 20 years ago? YIKES!