But Dee still has the secret sauce to make it work!
Stop choking your chicken get to work, ladies!
It's been .. a week. I have "not strep throat" but an incredible simulation and as far as snow goes from that big ass storm, we received what I like to call, "futanari levels of precipitation" instead of what I was hoping for, "chastity caged s!ssy naked in 5 degree weather" amounts of snow.
Good news was the New England Patriots won quite a snowy and low scoring game on Sunday to once again get to a Super Bowl, but I definitely couldn't enjoy it as much as I should, since I still feel like shit.
I wanted to post last night, but legit .. my brain was complete mush. It's not much better today, but I can at least put a coherent thought together, and I made this caption in between naps and shoveling out my vehicle, even though my access road and apartment's driveway still haven't been cleared.
I think it's a complete caption, otherwise I just created a fever dream in photoshop. MY thought was to make a twist .. where at first, it seems like I just tricked two guys somehow into making them women .. but GASP! .. they wanted to be waitresses for the night .. and the twist was that I didn't turn them into Hooters girls, but a copyright infringement eatery. And then .. second twist .. I trapped them to become actual women forever, as opposed to just one night, and by the moment between "No doubt." and "What do you think .." their personas became locked into female mode, and "less than refined" women at that.
How well that came out in the caption .. you'll have to let me know in the comments!
Here's a song that at one point (2019) was thought to be a leaked Green Day song, and a bunch of people went down the rabbit hole to either prove it was .. or wasn't .. real. The band ended up being a couple 22 year old hosers from Vancouver, that did a FUCKING GREAT JOB of both crafting the song, and a social media hubbub over it all.
And here's the video explaining it all.
I’m starting from the bottom of your post, Dee, and working my way up…
ReplyDeleteThat song, I know of it mostly because my youngest daughter (23) is a huge Green Day fan, and she claims that she knew right away that it wasn’t Green Day because “it didn’t sound like them”. She usually has a good ear for music so she might be telling the truth.
Congrats on your Pats getting into the Super Bowl again. Now for a change I’ll know of at least one team this year when I show up at work that Sunday.
I heard you got dumped on, crazy amounts of snow. Here in SE MI we only got about 5” from that last storm and it still made the morning commute a mess.
Hopefully you are over your “not strep” infection soon. I’m impressed that even with that you shoveled and got a caption out, when I fully healthy can barely manage to give an ‘ef and go to work in the morning. Good for you!
Finally, even though I usually prefer non-magic captions, this one was sort of fun, and I liked the sudden transition of thoughts. Though I have to say she should take a moment to be sure her “ticket” is her best option. I think they both look good enough to be a bit choosy with their options.
Thanks for the comment! I am starting to feel a bit better, though they did check for mono and strep again. I tested negative for both, so it's "nasty virus" type thing I guess. I'm hoping to feel better so that I can weather the next storm, which possibly involves Bombogenesis!
DeleteGreat caption.
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