Starting the Christmas Captions a day earlier than planned! More captions = more nights! Ho Ho Ho!
I'm surprised that I've never used these lyrics before to pretty much frame a TG caption around. Well I have now remedied that situation by leaning into it wholeheartedly .. by just doing exactly that. I think the image had a good bit of cluelessness to it, and surprise as well. "He (now she) puzzled and puzzled 'till her puzzler was sore .. What if Christmas, she thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more."
And I hope that Santa has his Viagra prescriptions up to date, as he's going to be visiting a few more horny former men over the next week or so! No wonder he's always so jolly!
I said I had six captions ready to go, but since then, I wrote another one, as I usually have one kinky / naughty one ready for Christmas Eve, and a nice one for Christmas Day. I really didn't have any sweet ones written until I came up with an idea .. based on a typo, no less .. that I workshopped and whipped up yesterday.
So what can you expect? Well, along with the multiple aforementioned "Santa Gets His Groove Back" captions, there's also quite a few bimbos, some 'ugly' and not ugly sweaters, family members busting each others balls .. or busting each others lack of balls, another Hooter's Christmas caption, and maybe some other goodies too?
Well, I had to post the version I grew up with .. a la Buster Poindexter, who was also in SCROOGED!
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