Might Need Some Body Work Done Too!

If you are in a relationship with a witch, you really should be completely careful if they are the jealous type!

This is the caption I was referencing in the last post, that was a decent caption, but I held off on posting it once I found the other image that needed to be captioned right away. And I'm glad I did, as I was able to go back to this and make the story flow a bit better, by changing the order of a few sentences, clarifying another issue, and being able to see it through fresh eyes.

Is it a great caption now that it's been updated? Not really, especially compared to "For Kate .. It's All in the Wrists!" I think. But it's definitely more in line with what I expect a typical caption of mine to look and feel like. I've made over 2,800 or so TG captions and I want every one of them to feel like there's a certain consistency and quality to them that is evident to anyone who's read at least a few of my works .. so that my 1,500th looks and feels just as good as my 2,000th or the most recent one that's come down the pike.

And on idea of the plot premise, I did actually have a girlfriend have an issue with stray hairs in my car back when I was in my late teens. I got the, "I found a long blonde hair in the backseat as I was putting my bag back there. "Who's the tramp you've been spending time with back there?" My response was, "It was your trampy ass!" and she replied, "do you expect me to believe that?" and I said, "Yes, because you dyed your hair black three weeks ago and cropped it short, you ditz!" Needless to say, we didn't last that much longer, since my opinion at the time was, "if you think I'm cheating on you, I might as well be cheating since that is how much you trust me." No big loss on my part!

Love old school Black Flag. Along with the Dirty Rotten Imbeciles, Angry Samoans, The Vandals, and the Dead Kennedy's, they formed the punk part of my metal upbringing.