The Ugly Xmas Sweater Party .. Brought to You by Spells R' Us!

Damn, I haven't done a Spells R Us caption in a LONG, long time!

Figured I needed to make another Xmas caption, as I was one day short .. and I saw this was freshly posted, and wanted to work something out with the image.

I think it could have been refined a bit more, maybe make it less verbose .. there's a lot of exposition, and I did prune some stuff out of it before I finalized it, but I think it gets the job done. There was some stuff about hoping things would go back "to normal" and that "America would be great .. again again" but it just bogged down the story even further, and so when I edited it, January 20th seemed more like a date of retirement than an inauguration. There's still a bit of that in the "Holiday Party" in quotes, as obviously Frank thought it should only be a Christmas Party only! I also didn't have room to state that Franny was now only 50 years old, so she'd have plenty more time to work hard.

But it is what it is, and I mean .. those are pretty damn good tits, don't you think? I hope she doesn't get frostbite on the way home from the Holiday Party!

There didn't seem to be a good version of the Vandal's "My First Christmas as a Woman" so I went with another song that they wrote, and that No Doubt had a 'big' Christmas hit with, "Oi to the World" instead.