It was a dark and stormy night. Or was it? I cannot recall it honestly.

Anyway, a voice said to me, "Dee? Sweetie Pie? Shouldn't you enslave the men of this world into the divine pleasures of femininity?"

That was awhile ago, and sure enough, it began to happen .. on Rachel's Haven. Then I started up this crappy blog in 2010. Enjoy!

Monday, February 22, 2016

Leeanne and Her Friend Sneak into a Strip Club!

Who knew that Leeanne could be so diabolical and devious? I did!

Well, I saw this picture, and while a bit more naughty that I usually post, was an instant goldmine of ideas for me to place into a caption right away. It was always going to be a husband and best friend trying to figure out what his wife did when she went out. Believe it or not, but I was thinking of Fred and Barney spying on Wilma after being turned into women by The Great Gazoo. Then, with the obvious skill of one of the ladies in the image, it became a Leeanne caption. With that, I saw that the girls do look like they could be dolled up men, which with would be another skill that Leeanne's friend probably didn't realize Leeanne was proficient at, makeup and dressing up. So this caption wouldn't be magical at all, but perhaps a slice of someone's really kinky real life!

From there, the ending just sort of jumped out at me. What if the stripper knew Leeanne already, and this was just a complete setup? Of course, that made all the sense in the world! The rest just rushed right out into the caption, and it has everything that should be in a Dee caption: some naughtiness, a bit of obliviousness, some snappy dialog, a twist at the end, and an open-ended conclusion that lets the reader fill in the blanks however they want. I am quite pleased with this one, I must say.

DISCUSSION QUESTIONS: So, what happens next? If you had this picture, what story would you have drawn from it? Let me know what you think since this is a blog exclusive!


  1. A dirty Dee cap? Very Nice!

    I think if this were to continue Leeanne would finish off the stripper while her friend watches. The final prices for being lead back to their wives would be the friend giving Leanne a big wet cleanup kiss. Of course once they are in back and meet their wives, who would naturally be in the middle of fucking a couple other guys, the wives and Leeanne would introduce the friend to his/her new role in their marriage. Naturally that role would be a sissy. Leeanne would be there to help him at ever turn of course and be very excited at having a sissy friend.

    If I had this picture? Well after reading your wonderful story, I can’t move much beyond it. I think I’d probably switch Leeanne and the friend though. Leeanne and eventually the striper would be guiding the friend into his blow job. “You want to blend in and not look suspicious” and ”Is this the new girl you were talking about? She’s pretty good for a beginner but she’ll need a lot of practice.” I think I get the ‘reluctant’ from the girl’s stance. How her hips are turned away from the man in front of her and how his hand is at the back of her neck pulling/guiding her.

    As I said above, a very good cap Dee. I mean where else could I get a nice devious dirty cap whose write-up involves Fred and Barney with songs by Adam Ant!?

    1. Yeah, sometimes these write-ups make others question my sanity when the Flintstones can influence a caption like this .. but it truly is a window into my soul!

      If I could find dirty images this much fun, I'd do captions like this more often. There are just so many times where you see a closeup of a girls mouth deep-throating a large cock .. and you can come up with scenarios that work with it. I find those pictures pretty boring. This photo had a lot of meat you could sink your teeth into! LOL

    2. Well, isn't Caitlyn the devious one! Of course, I love it all. I mean, I am what I am.



  2. How do you know me so well? I mean, this is so spot on! I love it!