Jennifer's having a ball .... gag! (Dee-briefs updated on Sunday morning!)
Figured I would post this hot steaming caption that was made for Jennifer, in honor of the fact that she seems to be back and posting again! Nothing new yet, but HEY, oldies are also goodies! You can CLICK HERE to go to her blog, or just click on it in the Dee-generate Bloggers section on the left hand side. I know you can read the caption at this size, but click on it and it gets bigger!
Sometimes you just HAVE to bring the nasty into a caption, especially when its someone you know well. The irony is that I've often said that I like using pictures that speak to me, and I'm not fond of photos that are just cock and face shots, since it doesn't have anything else to hook the reader. This one DID have a ball gag though, and it gave me the idea that she'd be MAD that she wasn't able to swallow any of it .. the mental training was THAT good. I figured that if I could write tight and naughty enough narrative, the photo would enhance it instead of just limiting what could be written.
BLAH BLAH BLAH, I could get as intellectual as I want to .. its just a sizzling picture with a sleazy little story that is mostly good because of its prurient nature. And you know what .. I'm fine with that! Smut for smuts sake! Dee CAN be a purveyor of pornography!
DEE-BRIEFS
I will update this section as needed throughout the weekend as little thoughts pop into my head.
Anyone want to star in a somewhat odd caption? I have a few pictures I want to use and not sure who I was going to give it to so I figured I would ask here. It isn't anything that wouldn't fit on the Haven, and of course its got a bit of Dee-styled humor. The picture subject is just a bit more odd than usual, though it is a fetish you would see online. If you are willing to take a gamble, comment below with your male and female name, and I'll see if I can work in at least ONE of those. It also helps if you are a movie buff since it works better in the storyline.
Dee is going to be YOUR muse! For those suffering through writer's block, here is a decent plot-line you can use. I won't mind at all! Guy catches a special cold or virus, and every time he sneezes, some part of his body or an attribute changes into the last female he saw/was in contact with. Could definitely be a multi-panel story with different body parts shown in pictures until the final resolution. In my version, I think he'd end up at the doctors and sneeze, turning him into a really hot nurse!
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I actually had time to wade through the Trading Area of the Haven today, and did a major housecleaning. For the first time in at least a year, there was a major migration up to the first folder. SEVEN people there dropped to inactive, so I moved more people up that deserved to be in that upper echelon of consistency. What made me even happier is that people were THRILLED to be bumped up to the next level, even though there is no real benefit or rank involved. That made the two hours spent in the dark server dungeon of the Haven well worth it!
I should be around here and there throughout the weekend, so if you have any caption related questions, be sure to post them here in the comments or PM me at the Haven if you are a member. I took down my formspring box as they made it go back to the default colors which REALLY clashed with my blog theme. I have a few things in the pipeline for discussions, but one of them will be quite extensive, and I haven't had the time to properly work on it. I want to take a caption that I worked on that DOESN'T represent my usual output and dissect how I went through the process of making it. Maybe it won't be done for a long time, but it IS on my list. However, I DO want to take questions from others to discuss here as time permits.
Figured I would post this since its a caption for Jennifer. The singer looks like a cross between Mila Kunis and Joan Jett! The music isn't bad either!
Intellectually challenged street pimp. *giggle* Thanks for the welcome back Dee! Although, the post you replied to on my blog was a brand new cap I just made that day. ^_^
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear there wasn't a lot of people that needed to be moved to the inactive section this time. unless that 7 is just accounting for those moved to the top of the trade gallery.
I would eat meat every meal if I could! And you can take that any way you like. :P But, I had to cut back on it a few years back, wasn't that hard really, since usually I can't afford some meat related meal anyway.
And a cross between mila and Joan jet in a straight jacket? That's a winning combination in my book! very pretty!
Where did you find this picture?
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