Sunday, February 9, 2020

The Rise of .. The Bench Awakens?


An official, bona-fide, boner-fide, bench universe caption too! In 2020!


I promise I won't George Lucas the concept .. too much! I went back and looked at the caption, and the picture told me that it should star Sammie on the Haven. She's definitely into sweater dresses and a classy, timeless look about her.

But don't fret, young padawans who haven't been on a bench yet! I plan on whipping up a few more, with one that is almost completely done, and a few other pictures ready to go when I come up with a concept. Also on the lookout for some Asian photos so that we can get Karen (with one A) into the bench universe. Lastly, I have another one coming for Lacy.

As I mentioned in the comments, just use the tag "bench" in the right column under "Dee-tails and Entrails" and you can find any caption that involves a bench.  THIS caption contains most of the older captions done before September 2015, though you won't get the original write-ups for each. That blog post always contains such a weird predictive throwaway jest that unfortunately came all too real true. " in the future, relive those heady days of Summer 2015, where all the world was perched on a bench for one brief, shining moment .. back before President Trump and Vice President Kardashian brought about an everlasting peace for all the world to behold." Yikes!

So as I've requested before, feel free to leave your male and female names and I'll try to work them into something caption wise. And become part of the TG community. We've got plenty of benches for you to sit upon and enjoy yourself!


Side note: If you have read or followed Ashlee on "Not Too Brite TG Captions" which has a link in the right hand column under "Dee-generate bloggers" then you know she's a good friend of mine. Well, she has a NEW e-book for sale on Amazon called, "Valentine Pixie" and it's only 99 cents right now. How can you beat that? 47 pages for 99 cents! You can check it out HERE! At least I think that is the link. If not, just pull up the name Kaitlyn Parker, which is her pen name. I even got a shout-out because I put my pointy toed boots to her dainty ass once or twice and helped work-shop some ideas.

14 comments:

  1. I've been on the bench with you for quite some time Dee....
    I even put a bench out back in real life....every time I see a man sit on it I smile and wait for it to work....so far nothing but I still have high hopes that the Dee magic will kick in one of these days!!!
    A fine addition to your Bench gallery!!!
    Kisses
    Kaaren

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    1. Oh, I certainly know about your bench! You just have to make sure that YOU don't sit on it, or there will be nothing down there to keep inside a chastity cage! You're wife will end up having to get you a chastity belt instead, since we know you'd want to touch your very own vagina even more!

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  2. You had me benched already, but it's great to know this is not "the last bench," and like Kaaren I can't help but hope for something to happen when I see a man sitting on a bench.

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    1. Well, I had run out of ideas, so I had to pull back from them for a bit, especially now that they are more meta as time has gone on.

      We shall see how many more I can come up with. There's at least one more that will come out, I know that.

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  3. Wonderful work! The rate you generate captions is astounding. I’ve been working on my first one for weeks :p

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    1. Well, thank you Chelle, but there are captioners out there that make at least one a day. Dawn (Commenter) was making so many, she was releasing a caption like 2-3 times a day! When I started back like 12 years ago (!) I was at that rate too, but real life often intrudes. I'm happy enough making 3-4 a week, and sometimes I can generate a few on certain days and "bank" them for when I'm not available to cap.

      And let's hope you get your first one done soon! Once you do, it'll be so much easier to make the second one! Hop to it!

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    2. Appreciate it! Just finished up two of them and put them up. Thanks for the inspiration <3

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    3. Just checked them out. Who doesn't love hosiery and hypnosis? Get some more posted and I'll put a link in the right hand column! Is that enough inspiration?!?

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    4. Just visited your site as well, and enjoyed your caps, Chelle.

      Keep in mind that the first thing about writing caps is to have fun writing it yourself. It shows in the cap if you do.
      Don't force yourself to write because you feel obliged to update every few days. If I look at myself, sometimes I write only one or two a month, sometimes even less, but when inspiration strikes it can be way more, up to several caps a day. So keep writing at your own pace, and don't get too intimidated by the prolific captioners.

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  4. Thank you so much for the kind shout-out. I appreciate the support as always!

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    1. Not a problem. I liked the story, so it's not hard to recommend it to others. And maybe I can pick up a paid gig somewhere being a hard-ass muse for TG writers! Or some sort of TG influencer!

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  5. Hi. It’s JukeJointJezebel from The Haven. I wanted to type something here, but was wondering if it wasn’t appropriate. I guess if I were on the bench as it were I’d want to become a better writer. I feel like I’m too harsh on people who write despite me not being that great either. I’m okay at best. Always filled with self doubt though.

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    1. From one Havenette to another, I get the self doubt, and I try to use it as a tool to improve my own writing.
      As for being to harsh on people, giving criticism can be hard, but most people I know, here and in real life, appreciate constructive critiism because it helps them improve their skills. The trick with giving criticism is to word it in such a way that it feels like a pat on the back for another, but still say what you want to say. Simply, be diplomatic. English not being my first language, I usually write my comments down first, and then look at what the English language has to offer me to say the same in an encouraging way.

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  6. That would be a very high honor <3
    I’ll make it happen!

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