Monday, January 8, 2018

Might've Been Better if You Didn't Know What Turned You Into a Woman!


Knowledge is power, but knowing TOO MUCH might be harmful to your gender.


I saw this picture and thought of Feargas, and the plot got more detailed as I continued writing out the story. I'm hoping most of the science it correct. Anyone want to fact check it for me? If not, we'll have to believe that it is true, because SCIENCE ROCKS and Science in TG Captions is doubly true!

I'm sure most people would rather be knocked up the old fashioned way, but hey, that involves dick .. and some balls, and usually a hairy guy that is attached to said sexual organs. That's a whole lot of stuff that you don't really want. This way, you still get a great orgasm and a good chance of pregnancy, since you are pretty much fertilizing yourself.

And yeah, I think the change with the plant goes only one way. If she had used the female reproductive parts of the plant, my guess is that she'd have gotten even bustier, more feminine, and probably would have sped up her biological clock looking to have a baby. Horny and curvy is certainly a good way to be if you are looking to get something in the oven while it's hot!

OK. For my own edification, would any of you out there have made a caption like this one if I had supplied the picture? I am guessing that nobody would have, which shows that I'm an odd duck. What type of story would have written to accompany this photo?


Got some new Judas Priest coming out this year. This is a great new track. Enjoy! Horns up!

8 comments:

  1. I love it. So creative, and so . . . well, science! It's good being and odd duck. Please don't even change.

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    1. I think I can only be me at this point in time. Then again, there's the me that is around in meat space and there is the me that is here, so that's two me's that are really one me that is 2 genders.

      Now I feel like Tim Curry counting the number of shots left for the revolver in the movie, "Clue". 1 + 2 + 2 + 1

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  2. I don't think you're that odd of a duck. I'm the one sitting here wondering if there will be a sequel where she gives birth to some half plant baby like perhaps some sort of sylvan or dryad daughter.

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    1. I AM BABY GROOT!

      That would probably have to be some sort of artwork from the minds of Deviant Art, and I try not to borrow from those guys and gals.

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  3. No not a chance of me coming up with that caption. Edify away. I would of gone with climbing out a window.

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    1. Climbing out a window never even crossed my mind, though I can see that it would probably lead to a NUMBER of good TG captions!

      I guess that is why you are you, and I am me! We see what we need to see.

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    2. I came up with a tagline after I posted.
      Maybe I should of tried this escape before they got me pregnant! Gonna be a tight squeeze now.

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