Thursday, June 30, 2016

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Sunday, June 26, 2016

A Redesign .. Re-boosting the Bustier!


Sometimes you need inspiration to create a new invention. Or just a mile in someone else's bra!

Saturday, June 25, 2016

TG Daffinitions! Alfred E Newman would be proud!


Well, if corporate mascots were real and were into licentious product with prurient interest!

Thursday, June 23, 2016

I Mean, Who Doesn't Know How to Tie a Necktie?


Well, other than Damien, the male version of me? Yeah, he still hasn't a clue!

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Don't Rock the Boat, Baby! Don't Tit the Boat Over!


The good news is that you are a healthy woman. The bad news is that you are a very healthy woman!

Sunday, June 19, 2016

Saturday, June 18, 2016

Happy Father's Day! .. and a New DIY Challenge for June!


Sometimes Fathers do things for their Kingdom. Daughters do the same things for love!

Thursday, June 16, 2016

I Want You to Want Me - Definitely Not a Cheap Trick!


Surrender, Surrender .. But don't give yourself away .. away .. away!!! We're ALL ALRIGHT!

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

When Did Geeks Start Taking Over the World? Baby, Talk Nerdy to Me!


Don't answer. It's rhetorical. In today's world, being a brute isn't the survival skill that it used to be!

Sunday, June 12, 2016

Thursday, June 9, 2016

Cheerio! Your Stepmother Definitely Isn't Mary Poppins!


Plus an extra insta-caption referring to the recent Richard Simmons / National Enquirer brouhaha!

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

A Booby Trapped Diary? Nah! That'll Never Happen!


Especially when it's posted to a TG Caption blog! What are we, some sort of witches or something?

Sunday, June 5, 2016

Dee Is Definitely Not the Fuller Bush Salesperson! Answer the Door Wendy!


.. and we've got the DIY Challenge results too! So let's ring the doorbell and head on inside!

Friday, June 3, 2016

Haven't You Ever Just Wanted to be Evil? Even for Just One Minute?


 A new caption? WTF! Don't say I never spoil you! Just make sure you put on your evil clothes!

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Why Do They Call You Tobacco Joe?


You know, there is a power to your name. Just ask Rumpelstiltskin!